*insert Italian joke here*
Colonel: Snake, you know who that is, right?
Snake: You're kidding, right? That's Mario.
Colonel: Mario made his appearance in 1981, and since then, he's become a worldwide phenomenon.
There's probably not a single person who doesn't know Mario. He's that famous.
Snake: Good thing I survived long enough to meet him on the field of battle, huh.
Colonel: This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, Snake. Now get out there and show him what you're made of. No regrets.
Snake: Got it.