Nintendo's other chronically kidnapped princess and her alter ego

Colonel: Snake, I see you're fighting Zelda.
Snake: Yeah, I guess. Doesn't feel right fighting someone in a dress, though.
Colonel: Don't underestimate her just because she's a woman.
Zelda's attacks are backed by powerful magic.
Her hand-to-hand combat may look weak, but her magic makes it cut to the bone.
Snake: So this rose has thorns...interesting...
Colonel: ...this is no time for pickup lines, Snake.
Snake: Don't worry. I know from experience that it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

Snake: What's going on here? What happened to Zelda?!
Mei Ling: Snake, Princess Zelda transformed into Sheik.
I can understand the clothes, but to change her skin and eye color? That must take some powerful magic.
Snake: ...magic...?
Mei Ling: Come on, Snake! Don't get all grumpy and start talking about how unscientific it is.
Science is basically just another form of magic that makes our lives easier.
Snake: I never thought I'd hear that coming from you, Mei Ling.
Mei Ling: Don't you think talking to someone halfway across the world is a kind of magic? Or flying across entire continents?
Snake: No, I think this is completely different.

Sheik is nimble and that makes her win period.

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Cut that puppy braid off.

To bad Sheik's been nurfed. But at least Zelda got a huge boost.

idk about nerfed....it seems all her attacks chain on to me lol, i do wish they woulda changed her downair though. but thank god for Zelda's boost, now she isnt such a helpless princess after all.